Last Day of School!

Okay, not really. But that's what Friday felt like for me. The job was a good intermission job for me, but now that it's over it's kind of like a breath of fresh air. I'm relieved to know someone was finally willing to hire me as a bonafied tech. I was working as a receptionist and Friday was my last day since I begin my new job TOMORROW. (yes that's correct, TO-MOR-ROW)

Anyways, NEW OBSESSION. www.rentherunway.com. I can't believe I didn't know about this site when all my friends were getting married! Now I have absolutely no excuse to rent a designer dress. Now that everyone is married, people will have babies and there is no reason to rent a perfectly good Herve Leger for a baby shower. UGH. These girls better have black tie baby showers.

In other news, I'm running the Dallas Rock N' Roll Half Marathon.

I also do not have tuberculosis.

Interesting story. I was in Longview, TX for New Years and had to use the bathroom. I walk in to see a pint sized little chica, with her infant sister on her hip. Assuming she was waiting on her mother to get out, I stepped in front her and checked all the stalls. Full.

Well dang.

So she WAS waiting to use the bathroom. I sigh and get in line behind her. Out of the next available stall comes a girl who I know for sure is NOT older than I am and if I were to put money on it, I'm sure she wasn't over 20 with a lovely brown button down shirt, TIED around her boob area, a nice beer gut with a long stringy belly button ring in it (yes, her midriff was showing) and a frilly white mini skirt that could be purchased at your local Limited Too. (Now called Justice) Baby in tote wearing only a t-shirt and diaper. Little Chica runs for the stall.

I'm trying so hard not to stare at belly button ring girl, but I honestly thought you were not allowed to show midriff in public. I thought that counted at indecent exposure. WRONG.

In walks in another girl who has shaved her eyebrows off and replaced them with a light tan pencil brow.

girl: "Aaaaw sh*t there's a line?!"

me: "I'm going to the other bathroom."

and beelined for the bathroom in the back only to find one lady whispering in a stall

"They said we owed them 576 dollars...no...no, she's out there right now..."

Whatever, I just used it and left.

Peace out folks, hopefully I'll have something more interesting to say next time!